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I have been a big fan of Emo Philips since 1985, when I bought his debut comedy tape "E=MO2". I was 15. 16 years later I am still an Emophiliac! I am in the process of building an online Emo empire, a big web site dedicated to the Alpha Mammal himself. Click on the photo at the left to see what is up so far. And while you wait for more, go visit his official site: www.emophilips.com. He might be performing in a town near you soon. I just saw him live on January 20th and met him backstage. Look for a photo of THAT soon! "I found my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. I said 'Get off me you two!!'"

My favorite horror movie is.... guess? Creepy Carrie! Creepy Carrie! This also happens to be my #1 Halloween costume.

I LOVE John McEnroe! I have had a big crush on him since 1981, when I used to videotape his tennis matches and watch them over and over. Things to know: he is divorced from Tatum O'Neal, is now married to Patty Smyth, plays guitar in "The Johnny Smyth Band", and owns his own Art Gallery in NYC.